Minimum Wage — текст песни (Caffeine)

Well I had a little trouble with my timetable
So I went on down to see my guidance counsellor
He told me that, I`d never make a dime, If I didn`t wise up and make up my mind
"Now sit down son, and let me tell you a tale, about a boy who was smart, but he had to
fail, Well he got good grades, and he got into pot, now he`s always high and his grades
are not"
He said to me, "Son, whatcha` gonna be?"
I said, "I`m gonna be a rock star, wait and see"
He said, "Now, son, You`re going nowhere fast"
So I looked him in the face and said "KISS MY ASS!"

You`re gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
You`re gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college

He said "Now boy, tell me seriously"
I said "Something in radio, maybe even TV"
He looked at me like I was something to see, and said "You`d be better off working
at KFC"
I said "I don`t like the chicken, and I don`t like you"
He said "Now, son, tell me something new...
I`ve seen a thousand kids, and they`re all the same, they like rock music and they dream
of fame, they wanna play their music, and play it loud, well I`ll tell ya now, get your
head outta the cloud"
He said "you look away cuz you know it`s true"
I said "No matter what, I`m better off than YOU!"

You`re gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
You`re gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college

You`re gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
You`re gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college

You`re gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
You`re gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college

You`re gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
You`re gonna make minimum wage and you`re gonna work at McDonalds!