If Linda Blair was my Lolita 
Her head could spin. 
She would levitate, vomit green 
beat a priest 
what a teen. 
Dick Clark would grin. 
And foul things`d surt without discretion 
From her tiny mouth 
She`d say spank me spank me spank me DADDY. 
Mommy`s in bandages and smoking too 
She doesn`t like it when I tell her too 
(chorus) 
I don`t know what`s come over me 
I`m not my self today. 
I don`t know what`s come over me 
Linda`s all the rage 
The Devil`s underage. 
Get that cross right out of their girl 
You don`t know where it`s been. 
You`re 13, underage, into bondage, 
it`s just a phase 
You`re too young to sin. 
Speaking tounges backwards in Latin. 
Let me hear you say 
Spank me spank me spank me DADDY. 
Comin` down stairs just to piss on the rug. 
She`s gonna get all this gnarly love. 
(chorus) 
The Power of Christ compels you 
(repeated 4X) 
..Christ compels you. 
[Squealin` like a pig!]