I was there alone one day
Me, Fred and my microwave
Fred was a gerbil just the same
I was feeling quiet insane
60 seconds set on high
Kiss my gerbil Fred goodbye
Watch old Freddy run and run
He went Kaboom ! Just like a gun
Go and get a Brillo pad
Fred is dead aw ain`t it sad
I didn`t do it - that I wish
Guess who`s next it`s Bob my fish
