I`m The Coolest — текст песни (Alice Cooper)

You know I`m the coolest
That`s ever come around
You`ll notice things get hotter
whenever I`m in town
I mean I gotta be the coolest
who else could it be?
Everybody knows who`s really cool
Me
Let`s face it, I`m the greatest
I`m Mr. Number One
My hometown built a statue
To their favorite son
I mean I gotta be the greatest
I`m just a ball of fun
I mean I`m definitely the greatest
I`m also the coolest
You can`t leave a package like me
Sitting on no shelf
Let me tell you I`m so cool sonny
I`m gonna save a little for myself
Baby, come over here a minute
Who is the coolest?
I mean how do I look?
Yeah.
You can`t leave a package like me
Sitting on no shelf
Let me tell you I`m so cool sonny
I`m gonna save a little for myself
You know the day I was born
There were these four dudes up on a hill
They said they saw this star
Hanging out over town
And the whole world seemed to stand still
It made the Sunday papers
I guess it proves for sure
I am the coolest
I am the greatest
I am the baddest
I am the smoothest
I`m just the best
Sand dancer come on
Ah yeah
Right