Try to answer to the master on the MC rap artists
No joke on the lyric it`s hard to be modest
I knew I was the man with the master plan
To make you wiggle and jiggle like gelatin
Just think while I sing and to the brain structure
Don`t sleep on the E `ya see something might rupture
I don`t take time for me to blow your mind
It takes a second to wreck it because you`re dumb and blind
So just lounge . . . `Cause you`re a MC clown
Or join the circus . . . EPMD`s in town
Total chaos -- no mass confusion
Rhymes so hypnotizing known to cause an illusion
Like a magician who draws a rabbit out a hat, son
I`m drawin` more, like a 44-Magnum
MC`s please stop, look, and listen and try to imagine
it`s travellin` the speed of lighjt, but everything` motion it`s
frightening
Plus the thought of you alone
You now enter the dimension called the Twilight Zone
You`re terrified . . . plus you can`t bear the thought
You and I one-on-one in the land of the lost
You start to shiver . . . then you scream, my friend
You wake up, Muttley, because you`re dreamin` again
Next time I`m on the scene . . . do not try to diss us
Keep your mouth suckered up, because I`m Strictly Business
This is the rap season . . . when the E starts pleasin`
Girls around the world no need to be skeezin`
When I roll I stroll, Cool always pack a 2
Just in case . . . a brother acts a fool
I`ve got the energy to put the girlz in a frenzy
Put a shock when I rock even though I`m not stingy
Make sure I don`t bore when I`m on the dance floor . . .
Get busy, boy . . . like you never saw before
Rhyme flow . . . good to go . . .
After the show . . . I`ll pull your hoe, boy
Do you sniff blow?? -- Hell no
Got my whole life ahead of me, no time to be sniffin`
And if my parents find out, then they start riffin`
So I stay, A-OK
`Cause I`m the E . . . the R-I-C-K
MC`s look me in the face and their eyes get weak
Pulse rate descends . . . heart rate increases
It`s like beam me up, scotty, I control your body
I`m as deadly as AIDS when it`s time to rock a party
With all due respect, when I say mike check
I let a sucker slide once . . . then I break his neck
So when I say jump, you`ll reply How high?
Because I`m takin` no prisoners, so don`t play hero and die
You`re just a soldier . . . and I`m a Green Beret
I do not think twice about the MCs I slay
So if you want to battle, i highly recommend this:
Bring your dog, mom, and dad . . . because I`m Strictly Business
Yo, yo, you`re still pickin` on that four-leaf clover?
Bring in the sandman, sucker . . . because it`s over
My name is Eric Sermon and I`m back again
I see the head`s still turnin` of my so-called friends
They smile in my face -- behind my back they talk trash,
Mad and stuff - because they don`t have cash
Like the E-Double . . . or the Pee-MD
He drives a Corvette, I drive a semi-iroc Suzuki
I`m the locksmith . . . with the key to fame
Never high on myself, always stay the same
Play a lot because I`m hot and like a horse I trot
Around the track and back, fatigued?? No, I`m not
I`m the mellow, the fellow, the one that likes to say hello
To a fly girl that is good to go
With the slow tempo and the off-beat rhyme flow
`Cause when I am in action, there is no time for maxin` or relaxin
Just reactin` and subtractin`
On a sucker MC who`s mouth keeps on yappin` and flappin`
I lose my cool, then I`ll be start slappin` and smackin`
You on a roll, then I`ll be start jackin` and cappin`
No time to lounge, I`m packin` and strappin`
At my point attack I soar at you like an eagle,
I`m the sheriff, and bitin` is illegal
So next time in town, I highly recommend this,
You gots to chill, because I`m Strictly Business
