Never Been to Memphis — текст песни (Daphne and Celeste)

Keep ya rib - eyes an` ya rodeo
Keep those cowboys offa my radio
Dancin` in line -
What are ya sheep? (BAAA)
Do you need to be told how to move to the beat
Country and Western - gI`mmie my stetson banjo -
Washboard - Red neck overload - Yea I`m right behind
Their idea of a good time sure ain`t mine!

Swap that there - ten gallon hat
For a New York Yankies baseball cap

Don`t want Rhinestones on our microphones
Cos we ain`t never been to Memphis
No - we ain`t never been to Memphis
Don`t sing to me `bout no wanderin` star
Or standin` by ya man an` his slide guitar
That chicken weres` supposed to keep ya there
But I`m lookin` around an` you`s everywhere
I see you an` Garth sittin` up a tree
K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
Ain`t gonna happen
Listen to me
I`ve an allergy to mullet-heads - see!

Swap that there - ten gallon hat
For a New York Yankies baseball cap

Don`t want Rhinestones on our microphones
Cos we ain`t never been to Memphis
Don`t brainwash me from Tennesse
No - cos we ain`t never been to Memphis
Don`t want Rhinestones on our microphones
Cos we ain`t never been to Memphis
No - we ain`t never been to Memphis
Mid 8 step to the left
Jump to the right
Now jump off a cliff
That`d be a beautiful sight
Clap your hands
Rattle those spurs
Yeeha baby most sincerely
From me and her
Rawhide! Yea that`s my backside
Here on the prairie the gals are real hairy
These cowboy boots are no substitute
Jeepers creepers gimmie my sneekers