Christmas In Ignace — текст песни (The Arrogant Worms)

It`s Christmas in Ignace
Mommy`s got a rock
She`ll give it to Daddy
It`s Christmas in Ignace (It`s Christmas in Ignace)
It`s Christmas in Ignace
Daddy`s got a rock
He`ll give it to Mommy
It`s Christmas in Ignace (It`s Christmas in Ignace)

Oh, it`s a jolly time (here in Ignace)
As we decorate the Christmas Rock
It`s a happy time
And if the children are good they`ll get toys to play with
Like rocks

It`s Christmas in Ignace
Bob`s got a rock
But he`s gonna keep it
It`s Christmas in Ignace (It`s Christmas in Ignace)
It`s Christmas in Ignace
Jill`s got a rock
She gives it to Bob
Now he`s got two
It`s Christmas in Ignace (It`s Christmas in Ignace)

Oh, it`s a jolly time
As we sit and watch Rocky 1,2,3,4,5
It`s a happy time
Except for Malcolm
His tongue is stuck to the sign that says,
"Welcome to Ignace"

It`s Christmas in Ignace
And all through the houses
Not a creature is stirring
Except for the rats
That live here in Ignace
Under the rocks
That are played with by children
And thrown at Malcolm
Who`s stuck to the sign that says
"Welcome to Ignace"
It`s Christmas in Ignace (It`s Christmas in Ignace)
It`s Christmas in Ignace (It`s Christmas in Ignace)
It`s Christmas in Ignace (It`s Christmas in Ignace)
Oh, yeah!