Compact Disc — текст песни (screeching weasel)

that thing you`re listening to is called a compact disc it`s method of conveying sound it`s square outside inside it`s round that thing you`re listening to is a digitally accurate reading of the numbers that make up different sounds in fact it`s the most technologically advanced sound reproduction known to man at least in the commercially viable sense that thing you`re listening to is called a compact disc every subtle nuance of a time is made available to you that thing you`re listening to is a high tech dream come true technically it works with laser beams yet you can learn to use it easily throw your scratched, dusty records in the trash it`s time to move out of the past in the profit analysis sense that thing you`re listening to is called a waste of time an inferior and overpriced product of an underactive mind that thing you`re listening to is a multi-flawed industry scam dewvoid of any thought or heat at all it`s the antithesis of rock and roll but no one cares that a record sounds better cause you just can`t buy them so it just doesn`t matter at all and that`s common sense