Jane — текст песни (Epmd)

[Erick Sermon]
Yo what`s up PMD?

[PMD]
Ayo coolin man done with this album about to take it up to Leon
Wills see what they say.

[E] Hold up man we ain`t bringing nothing up until I diss this girl man.
[P] Aw you ain`t going to go into that Jane thing again?
[E] You know I had to diss her! I told her don`t mess with me you know?
[P] But why you gotta be bothering with that skeezer? That was way back
in 1986!
[E] Let me tell you how it went anyway

[E] Hanging out late drinking a couple of brews
[P] Turn on the radio put the shit on snooze
[E] So when it`s time to get up, the radio comes on
[P] Blasting in my ear with the hip-hop song
[E] Five minutes later I hear someone knocking
[P] Yo outside yo, my stereo`s rocking
[E] Saying in my mind Who can it be?
[P] It was me, the P double E M D
[E] I said yo
[P] I said yo
[E] What`s up trooper? I have a girl and she wants me to duke her
[P] Why didn`t you?
[E] I woulda have been, only thing she brung along a friend
So PMD (Yo?) Why don`t you do me a favor?
Chill with the bitch and I`ll hook you up later
She`s fly, haircut like Anita Baker
[P] Looked up and down and said Hmm, I`ll take her
She came in, I said Hi my name is P
She said Hello my name is J-A-N-E
I said Jane, oh, what a nice name
It reminds me of a high school flame
[E] She came behind me and then she rubbed my back
She started moaning and said Yo, let`s hit the sack
Went to my room because she was kinda bossy
Girl broke buckwild
[P] And started playing horsey
[E] She showed pain but inside she felt joy
[P] Ayo she broke wild and said Ride em cowboy!
[E] Three o`clock on the dot
[P] Tired of busting her
[E] Woke up in the morning to my record You`re a Customer
She left me a note, she called me the medicine
Said next time you have to be better
[P] Bigger
[E] Stronger and much faster
[P] And you don`t quit, EPMD rock double
[E] To the funky shit!