Cosmik Debris — текст песни (Frank Zappa)

The mystery man came over
And he said I`m outta sight!
He said for a nominal service charge
I could reach nirvana tonight
If I was ready, willing and able
To pay him his regular fee
He would drop all the rest of
His pressing affairs and devote
His attention to me

But I said Look here brother
who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
Now who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
Look here brother, don`t waste your time on me

The mystery man got nervous
And he fidget around a bit
He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe
And he whipped out a shaving kit
Now I thought it was a razor
And a can of foaming goo
But he told me right then when the top popped open
There was nothin` his box won`t do
With the oil of Aphrodite, and the dust of the Grand Wazoo
He said You might not believe this, little fella
But it`ll cure your asthma too

And I said Look here brother
Who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
Now what kind of a guru are you, anyway?
Look here brother, don`t waste your time on me
*(Don`t waste your time)*

I`ve got troubles of my own, I said
And you can`t help me out
So, take your meditations and your preparations
And ram it up your snout!
But I got the crystal ball, he said
And held it to the ligh
So I snatched it, all away from him
And I showed him how to do it right

I wrapped a newspaper `round my head
So I looked like I was deep
I said some mumbo-jumbo, then
I told him he was going to sleep
I robbed his rings and pocketwatch
And everything else I found
I had that sucker hypnotized
He couldn`t even make a sound
I proceeded to tell him his future, then
As long as he was hanging around
I said The price of meat has just gone up
And your old lady has just gone down!

And I said Look here brother-who you
Jiving with that cosmik debris?
Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?
Don`t you know, you could make more money as a butcher?
So, don`t waste your time on me
Don`t waste it, don`t waste your time on me
*(Shante)*