Clowns on Velvet — текст песни (Frank Zappa)

Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve vai (guitar)

Ray white (guitar, vocals)

Tommy mars (keyboards)

Chuck wild (piano)

Arthur barrow (bass)

Scott thunes (bass)

Jay anderson (string bass)

Ed mann (percussion)

Chad wackerman (drums)

Ike willis (vocals)

Terry bozzio (vocals)

Dale bozzio (vocals)

Napoleon murphy brock (vocals)

Bob harris (vocals)

Johnny "guitar" watson (vocals)



Thing-fish:(contd.)

Thass right, folks! we talkin de hypocritical jeezis-jerknuh parodise dey call las vagrus nevadruh!



Quentin done booked in fo some clandestine recreatium wit a semi-deflateable woman of easy virtue...(since dat be bouts de onliest kinda bitch be able to tolerate de muthafuckers hair spray!





Bein jes like most de other nasty cocksuckers in de video-religium industry, quentin know a good thing when he see one, an dis ugly rubber waitress look to him like a dream come true...special

Nce his tv wife, opal, be in de next room drinkin jack daniels n puttin de hurts on some ignint bell-boy.



ventchlly when all de plookin n trashin be done wif, de bell-boy (who turn out to be de illejiminit son o de video preacher) gwine take a job at a gas statium in new jersey...an de blow-up

Y gwine come to life and fall in love wit de junior wimp whos gettin ready to appear over in de corner deahhh.



Thing-fish:(contd.)

Les meet de lil sucker now, while hes still young...cause, fo yall knows it, he be reachin adulthood and marry some bitch name rhonda ...n, by dat time, he gwine become what dey call an

Educated shit-head!