[Substantial]
Lyrically deep like the teachings of confucious
Spit ridiculous shit, Like a nipple-less tit - you`re useless
But hang around anyway hoping to get felt
Lyrically acidic when I spit it, making mics melt
I should change my name to phillip cause I`m screwing you up
Like chicks with tongue piercings I`m assuming you suck
Plus, I`m the chosen one, you`re feeling me like trinity
But you ain`t ready to see me lose it, like your daughter`s virginity
[Wordsworth]
Now these are similes, stop mixing the two
An asshole - no talent - that`s a metaphor, a description of you
You said it was reviews in newspapers that pushed your album back
But it wouldn`t have come out quicker if you induced labor
If you said something doper, I`d probably quote ya
But nothing sticks, like putting the opposite sides of magnets closer
The demographics of where my rap hits
Towers of above my peers, from where I control air traffic
[PackFM]
Eargasmic lyrics - multiples is what my verses give
You ain`t a fan? Then I`m serving educational purposes
You always enter tournaments, always lose in round one
Somebody must have lost a wack MC cause I just found one
It ain`t like you`re trash - but you`re far from dope, man
You`re somewhere in the middle, chillin with Monie & Malcom
Your label`s fronting on the dough, and they ain`t paying
You couldn`t get burn if satan gave you rotation on his station
[Chorus A]
It`s Substantial, and the contract on your life is non-negotiable
(Cause every word I say should be a hip-hop quotable)
Wordsworth is the reason you`re not spoken to
(Cause every word I say should be a hip-hop quotable)
If I battled you and all your fans, I guess that means I`m ripping both of you
(Cause every word I say should be a hip-hop quotable)
Session is the reason that your bitch not close to you
(Cause every word I say should be a hip-hop quotable)
[Session]
Words travel like Magellan does, you on top? Dead it cause
If you`re over me - you must have fell in love
Puff an L and bug, cause I won`t be swatted
I can`t be seen - I`ll be a dalmation and still won`t be spotted
Cause in raps, you`re played
Your piece of shit raps get bitch-slapped
till it`s all pitch black like Satchel Paige
Session - and I must be dissing a tramp
[Supastition]
Man, nobody likes me, I performed two songs and most hate it
I`m despised by the heavens, my tombstone is post-dated
I told flex he had to wait to get my album, but I guess he can`t
Cause they caught him and Clue breaking in the pressing plant
I`m smacking ya, cause you ain`t really said nothing spectacular
`Yo! You heard what he said?` - NOPE! I just remember how wack it was
Who the fuck did your vocals? Man, what studio you pay
They made it sound like your mic was six studios away
[Rise]
Man, if you seen one MC on the scene, that`s at least three
When they say the man is holding them down, they mean me
I`m like, Lemme find out things I already know
Like writers have to take a vote with what line to quote
That`s horribly said - In, on, or off of your head
You gets no love! Who would talk you off of a ledge?
Because it looks and sounds like what you`re spitting is hard
Special effects make you tougher like the Wizard of Oz
[Chorus A]
Session is the reason that your bitch not close to you
(Cause every word I say should be a hip-hop quotable)
You might say that you`re better than rise, but that`s a load of bull
(Cause every word I say should be a hip-hop quotable)
Oh, now you wanna give up Rhyming - you`re long overdue
(Cause every word I say should be a hip-hop quotable)
The name is Tonedeff and these chickens be on the totem pole
(Cause every word I say should be a hip-hop quotable)
[Tonedeff]
Question..How do you call an MC nice, via the phone line?
Pick up and at the sound of the tone, just dial 3 four times
And speak after the beep or chime
And leave more mixed messages than, um
Tony Hawk`s dentist, when telling him, Please Don`t Grind
I reach bold heights that Sikhs won`t find
Give guide dogs to rap wannabe`s on sight, cause I tend to I beat foes blind
Don`t mind your eyebrows, that`ll regrow fine
As far as your life.I got a leash on yours and a new lease on mine
As far as your wife.well, she`s easily occupied
You see, your girl got a lazy eye, and she`s seeing me on the side
Quote me up in your thesis, I deserve a trophy for some of these quips
You`re surrounded by pussies like you`re the only brother of 3 kids
Whoa! Holy Mother of Jesus! you got a soccer mom?
I`m the goalie tucked in her cleavage.yelling `Defense!`
You`d think your sense of listening was sent to prison
Cause I captivate minds with the strength to hold a genie against his wishes
I`m genius with these renditions mental attrition
Known for flowing longer than the Lord of the Rings director`s cut special edition
So, step to the front, next if you`re wishing
Claiming you got heart, but in regards to your flow, it seems there`s a ventricle missing
Crab rappers with no clause in their contract and their genitals itching
Got me saying `Pause` more than any general Vets assistant
So I go solo with no problem
While you got so many guests appearances, that you made a cameo on your own album
[Chorus]
This is what rhymin`s about
Line for line, dying to come out
So you cant deny it or doubt
Signed or unsigned, trying to come out
In case you gotta rhyme in a bout
Then on every line you can count
