Yo Doc, drop the beat in!
This is a incident that always occur
with the opposite sex, other word is her
No matter what nationality color or creed
or wherever you at, there`s always a bad seed
They`re always talkin about wantin to be alone
You`re spendin too much time witcha friends, all night long
I`m sayin yo what the heck, I am single
It`s no reason why I shouldn`t try to mingle
So I met this girl by the name of Maxine
Her breath didn`t stink she used Listerine
She looked crazy a-ight, and the whole nine
But this situation was one of a kind
Because I wanted her.. all to my own
so I called her on, my Mickey Mouse telephone
I said, Hello pretty momma it`s the guy you just me
Uhh what are you doin tonight? She said, Nuttin, I said, Bet
So when I went to pick her up, I was in shock
cause she brought her friend along for a ROAD BLOCK
[Biz sings]
AMERICAN WOMAN! Why you do it to MEEEEEE?
AMERICAN WOMAN! Why you do it to MEEEEEE?
Is it because I`m the BIZMARKIE?
No I think it`s because I have the R-A-P
I think you think I`m UGLY makin CASH MONEY
Yo I think all the girls is funny..
AMERICAN WOMAN! Why you do it to MEEEEEE?
AMERICAN WOMAN! Why you do it to MEEEEEE?
(Yo Biz you know you don`t usually be with things like that
Why you let her get away with that?)
I thought she was buggin just to see what I`d say
I said nuttin, let her friend come anyway
Okay now listen what she wanted me to for her friend
(What she want Biz?) Expected me to pay her way in?
It`s not like kid from stingy cheap or my name`s Ebenezer
but I`m here to please Maxine, not to please her
So I still let it go by, and got her in the movie
Thank the Lord I bumped into my cousin named Cool V
I said please Vaughn, take her friend off my hands
So I can be alone, and get my man
He said alright I`ll introduce, she act like she was wit it
But when we try to split, she looked and said forget it
I don`t know whassup Vaughn, she must be buggin
I thought you was in the way she was kissin and huggin
Soon as I said - wanna make music like Sebastian Bach?
I`m not leavin my friend with a guy but it`s another road block
[Biz sings]
AMERICAN WOMAN! Stay away from MEEEEEE!
AMERICAN WOMAN! Why you do it to MEEEEEE?
Is it because I`m the BIZMARKIE?
No I think it`s because I can R-A-P, no
I think you think I`m UGLY makin CASH MONEY
All of this is funny..
AMERICAN WOMAN! Stay away from MEEEEEE!
AMERICAN WOMAN! Stay away from MEEEEEE!
So I was highly upset, and you would be too
if an icicle`s in your way, stickin to you like glue
I mean it`s the end of the night, time to move on
I`m tryin to kick ballistics so she`d come to my home
I went to, yo bust it, call her when you get to your crib
She said, no and started cryin like a baby with a bib
Now why you wanna bat me up and ruin my night?
I coulda said no but I was bein polite
She tried to pull the I`m stayin over her house bit
Not tonight baby you gon` be stayin at a Parkway Exit
So they went into the bathroom to get in a huddle
If you keep playin you`re both gonna take the shuttle
They both came out the bathroom with a glance
like the bathroom they were goin to dance
They both approached me with the look of a rock
I look and tell my senses ahh it`s another road block..
