When I get to a party To get it started
I grab tha microphone and rock it cold hearted
Go behind tha curtains while my fanz they point
You know what Loc`s doin` I`m blazin a joint
Cause it seems a lot of times I`m at my best
After some methical or a bowl of sense.
I`m creatin` multiplyin` big time supplyin`
Enuff bud to keep tha whole party high on
I might get ill and roll an 8th in one hooter
Park my Benz or cold jet it on my scooter
Bail to tha coast, take a head of this Skunk
Twist up a big bomb of this serious dope
Smoke it down to tha dub or roach tip
So much damn resin it`s startin` to drip
It ain`t harmful like heroin, this stuff`s cheap
That`s why I`m glad that I got this......
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Man, Don`t cha hate it when you ain`t go no weed
It seems about tha time you really feel tha need
To get high, get full, you know get blasted
Keep ya singin` tha high it really lasted
Rollin` around tryin` not to get stopped
By tha boyz tha pigs you know tha cops
Pull into one spot to see what they`re all about
Suckers noddin` their head, tellin` you they`re all out
You go back to tha crib, Pick up tha telephone
You try it so I guess they saw you got home
Cause I can buy it O.Z. or go buy dime
I get cash for her I can get it on time
It really makes no difference long as I get lit
Roll it in my Zig Zag take a big bone hit
Cause after tha bud, My rhymes start flowin`
Never gettin` short of uh uh, The always knowin`
I`m maxin`, relaxin`, but never taxin`
No need for you to keep on askin`
If tha It is tha It, If tha Shit is tha Shit
Cause when it comes to smokin` cheeba
You know my shit is legit
Your tha student, And I`m tha teacher
I`m not a minister, Reverent or Preacher
So excuse me while I call time
Cause I`m gonna take a few hitz
in tha middle of this rhyme.....
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One day I was coolin` with my homeboy seal, chill
Gettin` fucked up in his coupe de ville, still
I wasn`t to high to know what I was doin`
Went to tha store and got some more brew in
Came back to tha car, Try`d to be a winner
Rolled up all my roaches, they bearly made a Pinna (Pin)
I wasn`t upset I had more at tha house
I was savin` it for later, When I get with my spouse
Cause when we`re together, blazin` tha cheeba
She does things to me that you wouldn`t believe
I`m not talkin` freaky or nothin` obscene
But it`s not far off if you know what I mean
She`ll take me upstairs, lay me down on tha bed
Pull off tha Fila shorts n start givin` me hizead (head)
If I was boo I`d do tha same
She must love it, She ain`t never complained
They`ll be moanin`, kickin` a lot of screamin`
I work it so hard she starts steamin`
You know how it is after a couple of wooers
She was subject and I am tha Ruler
She`s my freak y`all, but she`s no skeeza
One thing for sure, Tha girl`s always got that.....
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Two weeks ago when I was writin` this rhyme
I had some hydroponic, Boy that shit was fine
I had two joints, One for me and my homie
After half tha show, He didn`t even know me
His eyes were tight, they turned red
He could bearly hold them up, They where heavy as lead
An hour went by, He said Loc I`m kinda hungry
I said oh shit! This brothers got tha munchies
Got off my couch, put my Gucci`s on my feet
Went to tha Seven Eleven at tha top of tha street
I ordered everythin` edible off tha shelf
He thought it was sad, I ate it all myself
When we got back to tha car, Headed north then south
I needed a drink I had a cotton mouth
We had so much food didn`t know where to start
At tha Hagan Daas or Kelloggs Pop Tarts
Big bags of chips, gallons of dips
It took me weeks to get tha taste of my lips
I ate so much miserable is how I felt
Almost busted out my pants had to loosen my belt
Kickin at the tube, wathin` none better than
You know tha king of late night, Yeah Dave Letterman
Not to hilarious jokes kinda plain
But everythin` is funny when your smokin` Mary Jane.....
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