He`s never caught one spy I`m told
He`s never even caught a cold
Got his degree from Disneyland
He`s the last of the secret agents
And he`s my man
He`s an underwhelming kind of sleuth
He thinks James Bond is some kind of suit
He`s farther back than also ran
But he`s the last of the secret agents
And he`s my man
He`d come in third in a two-horse race
I`ve never had to slap his face
(What a shame)
Now people try to understand
He`s the last of the secret agents
And he`s my man
He`s the last of the secret agents
And he`s my man
He`s the last of the secret agents
And he`s my man
