The school song — текст песни (Black Box Recorder)

This is the school song
This is the school of song
BLACK BOX RECORDER
Welcome to the school of song
We`ll help you achieve perfection
Destroy your record collection
It`s for your own protections
You`re late again…thank you so much for gracing us with your presence..
no really, do sit down-
And what on earth is that you`re wearing
This is an educational establishment not a night club
Put your hand up. Don`t mumble,
DON`T interrupt.
Wipe that idiotic smile off your face
When you`re here you do what we say
Walk in the corridors,
I said walk don`t run
Double detention in the school of song
Right, everybody you`re going for a swim.
Get changed into your costumes and line up by the pool.
Yes I know it`s February, you lot need a bit of toughening up.
You`re weak and spoilt…look at you.
I don`t want to hear any excuses.
Get Undressed, you`re going in.
Double games in the school of song
We hope you`ve enjoyed your time here as much as we`ve enjoyed having you.
I know we haven`t always seen eye to eye,
but I think you`ll come to appreciate our methods when you go out into the world.
Some of you will achieve greatness,
others of you will succeed in a more modest capacity, some of you…well.
We want to read about you for the right reasons.
Congratulations to all of you.
A grade A from the Black Box Recorder School of Song