Right turn clyde — текст песни (Bloodhound Gang)


Times New Roman you know the type
Calling me Public Enemy but don`t believe the hype
Tough guy like the one in Star 80 wanna bait me
Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me
Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink
Shoulder`s got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink
Know what I think? I think you might be Darwin`s missing link
Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink
Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit
Completely incompatible though I`m a pussy and you`re a dick
How can you hold a grudge when you can`t even hold a job?
Should have known butter but you`re not corn on the cob
I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord
If I wanted to see stars I`ll watch the Academy Awards
That`s why I ran like a Flock Of Seagulls why make-up like Mary Kay?
You must`ve given up on hair plugs `cause now you`re going toupee

All in all you`re just another dick with no balls
All in all you`re just another dick with no balls

Mama said talk this out and resolve
Don`t wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve
Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool
Half with it half wit half finished high school
Give you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered
Heard you like your women like you like your shrimp you like `em battered
Wife beater perfectly fitting apparel
Where`s your brother Daryl? Where`s your other brother Daryl?
Givin` me that Macho Man Randy Savage stare
Wanna snap into a Slim Jim break my limbs but do I care?
No sorry I`m a lover not a fighter commit your crime
I`ll be glad to do your girlfriend I`ll be glad that you do time
Here`s the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum
Now we both got records but the difference is mine`s platinum
Definitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp in your cell
now though alone
When you`re choking your chicken your chick will be choking on
this chicken`s
bone

All in all you`re just another dick with no balls
All in all you`re just another dick with no balls

Right turn Clyde
Right turn Clyde
Right turn Clyde
Right turn Clyde



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