Valentines Day — текст песни (Abc)

When the postman dont call on valentines day



And santa claus dont come on a christmas day



That umbrella wont work on a rainy day



Dont ask me, I already know







When they find you beached on the barrier reef



And the only pleasure treasured is in map relief



The choice is yours, sure, saint or thief



Dont ask me I already know







When they baked your cake in little slices,



Kept your eyes on rising prices,



Wound up winning booby prizes;



Im sure youd like to think you know what life is







Find destiny through magazines



Liplicking, unzipping



Harpers and queens



From here to eternity,



Without in-betweens,



Dont ask me, I already know







With your heart on parade and your heart on parole



I hope you find a sucker to buy that mink stole



School for scandal,



Guess whos enrolled?



So ask me, I already know







When they find you beached on the barrier reef



When the postman dont call on valentines day



When the only pleasure treasured is in map relief



When you dont tell the truth, thats the price you pay







When Im shaking a hand, Im clenching a fist



If you gave me a pound for the moments I missed



And I got dancing lessons for all the lips I shoulda kissed



Id be a millionaire



Id be a fred astaire