By Jonathan Auer and Kenneth Stringfellow
GOLDEN BLUNDERS COME IN PAIRS,
THEY`RE VERY UNAWARE
WHAT THEY KNOW IS WHAT THEY`VE SEEN.
EDUCATION WASN`T FUN,
BUT NOW THAT SCHOOL IS DONE,
HIGHER LEARNING`S JUST BEGUN, HEY, HEY, HEY.
YOU`RE GONNA WATCH WHAT YOU SAY FOR A LONG TIME,
YOU`RE GONNA SUFFER THE GUILT FOREVER.
YOU`RE GONNA GET IN THE WAY AT THE WRONG TIME,
YOU`RE GONNA MESS UP THINGS YOU THOUGH YOU WOULD NEVER.
DISAPPOINTMENT BREEDS CONTEMPT,
IT MAKES YOU FEEL INEPT,
NEVER THOUGHT YOU`D FEEL ALONE AT HOME.
HIS AND HERS FOREVER MORE,
THROW YOUR FREEDOM OUT THE DOOR
BEFORE YOU FIND OUT WHAT IT`S FOR, HEY, HEY, HEY.
YOU`RE GONNA WATCH WHAT YOU SAY FOR A LONG TIME,
YOU`RE GONNA SUFFER THE GUILT FOREVER.
YOU`RE GONNA GET IN THE WAY AT THE WRONG TIME,
YOU`RE GONNA MESS UP THINGS YOU THOUGH YOU WOULD NEVER.
FOUR WEEKS SEEMED LIKE A LONG TIME THEN,
BUT NINE MONTHS IS LONGER NOW.
AND EVEN IF YOU NEVER SPEAK AGAIN,
YOU`VE ALREADY MADE THE WEDDING VOW.
YOU`RE GONNA WATCH WHAT YOU SAY FOR A LONG TIME, (boy)
YOU`RE GONNA SUFFER THE GUILT FOREVER.
YOU`RE GONNA GET IN THE WAY AT THE WRONG TIME, (girl)
YOU`RE GONNA MESS UP THINGS YOU THOUGH YOU WOULD NEVER.
HONEYMOONS WILL NEVER START,
BONDS WILL BLOW APART
JUST AS FAST AS THEY WERE MADE.
MEN AND WOMEN, PLEASE, BEWARE,
DON`T PRETEND YOU CARE.
NOTHING LASTS WHEN NOTHING`S THERE, AH-HAH-HAH.
YOU`RE GONNA WATCH WHAT YOU SAY FOR A LONG TIME, (boy)
YOU`RE GONNA SUFFER THE GUILT FOREVER.
YOU`RE GONNA GET IN THE WAY AT THE WRONG TIME, (girl)
YOU`RE GONNA MESS UP THINGS YOU THOUGH YOU WOULD NEVER.
YOU`RE GONNA WATCH WHAT YOU SAY FOR A LONG TIME, (boy)
YOU`RE GONNA SUFFER THE GUILT FOREVER.
YOU`RE GONNA GET IN THE WAY AT THE WRONG TIME, (girl)
YOU`RE GONNA MESS UP THINGS YOU THOUGH YOU WOULD NEVER.
YOU`RE GONNA WATCH WHAT YOU SAY FOR A LONG TIME, (boy)
YOU`RE GONNA SUFFER THE GUILT FOREVER.
YOU`RE GONNA GET IN THE WAY AT THE WRONG TIME, (girl)
YOU`RE GONNA MESS UP THINGS YOU THOUGH YOU WOULD NEVER.
YOU`RE GONNA WATCH WHAT YOU SAY FOR A LONG TIME, (boy)
YOU`RE GONNA SUFFER THE GUILT FOREVER.
