[Magoo] 
See  them other crews could not figure me 
It`s the Mag and double ooh  got that fat CD 
Buck a crystal  hit a nigga with my blunt Philly 
Fake MC`s getting assed like they eatin chili 
Only way they seem to rap is if they got a Philly 
Maybe I`m Nicole Brown  cause you really kill me 
Got away with hittin me  but you ain`t O.J. 
I`m bout to shake up the world like Cassius Clay 
When I bumble watch your back cause I sting like bee 
This ain`t the Wild Wild West and you ain`t Kool Moe Dee 
Watch a movie now you think that you really Joe Pesci 
You don`t want beef with me, like a diaper I`m messy 
[Timbaland] 
I`m that laid back brother they call Timbaland 
I drive a 850 sometimes a 3-2 Mazda van 
You can catch me standin in my b-boy stance 
Or catch me at home watchin Who`s the Man? 
They call robber, cause I pack much heat 
Don`t call me now, because they dig the way I speaks 
I`m like a genie, because I`ve been trapped in a bottle 
I`ve got more stunts, than that nigga Desperado 
Come follow, a mad brother where`ll there be no sun 
no sun tomorrow, you be sayin, when can we meet? Uhh uhh 
My offices hours are nine to five 
Ain`t that right Maganoo, Maganoo? Right... right 
Chorus: Magoo 
When the clock strikes, half past two, yeah 
They`ll be dancin, through the night 
Da-da-da, da, da (HEY!) 
Da-da-da, da, da (AHH!) 
Da-da-da, da, da (HEY!) 
Da da daahhhhhh! (AHH!) 
(repeat with hey`s and ahh`s added in regularly throughout) 
[Timbaland] 
Now gimme that... 
And run with the... (AHH) 
Party people are you ready for Tim and Maganoo 
As we come, rum & coke, won`t you kick a verse too 
[Magoo] 
Yo I`m bout to get it started like I`m Hammer then I farted 
You retarded if you thinkin Brandy really broken hearted 
I departed doin dirt, lookin up your girl`s skirt 
Keep it Steve Martin style, bustin loose like jerk 
I get Up like -town, gimme don`t say no more 
Got them scars on my face cause my health be poor 
You Milli Vanilli, I`m Kurtis Blow like eighty-fo` 
No I don`t want your girl she be suckin my big toe 
You get death like row, I take a beanie then I jet 
Peace to Tupac, cause he was dope as it get 
Twisted but you ain`t Keith Sweat and shit got hot 
Make a block then make a circle then I rock that spot 
The rappin Don, I make a dyke go straight 
If you think I`m cute, then you up too late 
Make no mistake, I`m a question with no answer 
Riddle me like the Joker get burnt like JoJo dancer 
Chorus 2X 
(hey`s and ahh`s continue for a bit without Magoo) 
Chorus 1/2