This is a song
Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a spider can
I-Is he strong? Listen bud
He got the radioactive blood
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
Ohhh!!!!!
Is he strong? Listen bud
He got the radioactive blood
Can he swing, from a thread?
Take a look overhead
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
Ohhh!!!!!
David Dark comin at `em
He`s got fucking, ultimate fighter championship, moves!
Here comes Spidey
He`s not fucking, really Spidey
His moves didn`t work, because he`s fucking Spidey!
Spiderman, doesn`t look right
He looks like, cheap ass!
Spidey, wearing the nike shoes
I can see the fucking BVDs
Outline...oh fuck Stay totally still!
Stay totally still
It`s fucking sassafrassquatch!
I`ve been searching for him for ten years
And now`s my chance to capture `em
I`m not moving on...fuck!
He`s using the web! He`s using the web!
Using the Spidey! He`s freezing the auidence!
He`s using the fucking Spidey-
Twa, it didn`t hold `em!
It fucking holds almost everbody
But it didn`t work on Sass!
He fucking used a Matrix move!
He fucking used a Matrix move!
Doosh!
Ha! What a fucking move!?
What the fuck is going down? Somebody help us
He`s got the tranquilizer gun!
David Dark`s got the tranquil gun
He shot him in the ass with tranquilizer gun
But it didn`t...(starts to laugh)
Why`s he have his cock out? That`s not right!
Here comes Sassafrass! He`s fucking, really pissed off
Now what the fuck is happening tonight?
It`s looking like a fight!
-No! (starts to laugh a lot)
You should`ve fucking known!
Not to pull out your dick in front of Sass
He`ll rip that shit right off! Now you`re fucking bummed
What are you doing..no, no no
Don`t make him suck your chode!
Ah Jesus!
He`s sucking on his fucking chode!
He`s gonna shoot your fucking load
If I know Sassafrass! Who`s gonna shoot the load?
Ahh! That`s no ord,nary creamer!
What the fuck? That`s bad news Bears.
That`s a lotta cum! That`s way too much Sass cum
Sassafrass...he hasn`t, fucking done enough
He`s dragging him by the foot! He`s getting him in position
I don`t know what for!-
But I think it`s finger licking! (laughs once again)
The ultimate bomb, ya`ll.
Ah, no. The ultimate fighter championship-
He`s flinging shit! And he`s taking a dump...
Ah Jesus.. Wait a second, he`s got him tricked!
The old stick, for the fucking Sassafrass trick
Works every time. See if you can, keep him alive
That rips. Life is a great big hang up.
Whenever there`s a bang up-
You`ll see Sassafrass and Spiderman!
Taking a shit on David Dark!
