Sex Song — текст песни (Tenacious D)

That`s the first thing I say to you, How`s it goin`? Are you flowin`? Listen honey, thinkin` bout a couple things to say to you. Showin`, growin`. And I`d like to place my hands upon your fuckin` sexy ass and squeeze, and squeeze.

Take off your blouse and your underpants, then take a look, cause here me and KG come naked, out of the side hatch. Pretty oils and perfume, and insense. Now you`re groovin, put on a cool `70s groove, a funky groove to fuck you, the funky groove that fucks you. You guessed it, me, me and KG.

It`s all about sex supreme, we likes to cream jeans. Have you ever been worked on, by two guys who are hot for your snatch? That`s what I`m offerin` you. You step into our room, and then you smell the perfumes. You lay upon our roundish bed, and then you feel a tickling on your head. It`s KG with a feather, the French tickler, look out baby he`s got the tools.

And then you feel somethin` down by your feet, it`s me, it`s JB, I`m suckin` on your toes. We don`t mind suckin` on toes. Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toes. Havin` sex with me and KG, now you`re talkin` double-team, supreme.