Karate Schnitzel — текст песни (Tenacious D)

JB: God, I`m fuckin hungry. Let me check the fridge... Dude, where`s my fuckin
schnitzel? Hey, wake up. Wake up you asshole, wake up.
KG: Whahahat? Wh?
JB: Wake up.
KG: What?
JB: You ate my fuckin schnitzel.
KG: What?
JB: You ate my fuckin schnitzel.
KG: Well it was in there. If you put it in there, then it`s fair game.
JB: Yeah?
KG: For anybody that wants to eat it.
JB: Well then maybe this is fair game. WOW!
KG: Ow God, Hey!
JB: Yeah, that`s right its a karate chop!
KG: What`re ya doin?
JB: Well if you didn`t like that, how `bout this? KIKAY!
KG: OW!