F*ck Her Gently — текст песни (Tenacious D)

This is a song, for the ladies
But fellas, listen closely

You don`t always have to f*ck her hard, infact sometimes thats not right to do
Sometimes you gotta make some love, and f*cking give her some smoochies too
Sometimes you gotta squeeze, sometimes you gotta say please
Sometimes you gotta say `hey`

Am gonna f*ck you..Softly
Am gonna screw you gently
Am gonna hump you..sweetly
Am gonna bawl you Discreetly

And then you say `hey a bunch of flowers`
And then you say `wait a minute Sally`
I think I`ve got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me?
Thats f*cking teamwork

Whats your favourite posish?
Thats cool with me its not my favourite but I`ll do it for you
Whats your you favourite dish?
I`m not gonna cook it but i`ll order it from ZANZABAR!

And then I`m gonna love you completely
And then I`ll f*cking f*ck you discreetly
And then I`ll f*cking bawl you completely
but then.. am gonna f*ck you hard.