Friendship Test — текст песни (Tenacious D)

JB: BRRRRRRRRRRING....BRRRRRRRRRRRRING
KG: *Click sound* Two Kings.
JB: Hey Kage.
KG: Hey.
JB: How`s it goin?
KG: Good, good.
JB: What`re ya doin?
KG: Oh God, I was just, I w-
JB: I love you.
KG: ...what`d you say?
JB: Said I love you,man. Just wanted to say it.
KG: Hey, thanks. Thank you. That`s awesome, fuckin awesome...I mean, uh, that`s
cool you can, you can say that.
JB: ...Don`t you have something to say?
KG: No...oh I mean, I uh, I like you.I like you too dude.
JB: Whoa, like? OH HO HO MAN! I`m glad I fuckin did this test on you. The
friendship test.
KG: What?
JB: No, man
KG What are you talkin about?
JB: What happened before, when I said I loved you,that was a test. Because man
I coulda made a total ass of myself if I hadn`t done this test on you.
*whistle* hoo hoo!
KG: But you don`t?
JB: Boy!
KG: You don`t, really love me?
JB: Dude listen. You fuckin passed the test ok? But barely. Ya know what you
got?
KG: What?
JB: F plus. Click