Bitch/Dumb Ass — текст песни (Gary U. S. Bonds)

(G. Bonds, L. Anderson, L. Bonds) Bonds Anderson Music (BMI)

WELL, I WAS MINDING MY BUSINESS
AS I OFTEN DO
HERE SHE COME, SNIFFIN` �ROUND
FOR SOMEONE NEW

SHE WAS A SWEET LITTLE THING
WITH BIG SAD EYES
WAGGIN` HER TAIL
LIKE SHE`S A FRIEND OF MINE

SHE LOOKED KINDA HUNGRY
SO I THREW HER A BONE
AND NOW
THAT BITCH WON`T LEAVE ME ALONE

WELL, WHEN GRANDPA DIED
HE LEFT ME THE FARM
I CAN`T BLAME HIM
HE DIDN`T MEAN NO HARM

BUT, I CAME ACROSS SOMETHING
I DIDN`T EXPECT
HE WAS A STUBBORN OLE MULE
STUBBORN AS THEY GET

HE WAS BUILT LIKE AN OX
THE IQ OF A STONE
AND NOW
THE DUMB ASS WON`T LEAVE ME ALONE

WELL, YOU THINK YOU GOT IT BAD
YOU DON`T EVEN KNOW
I`M SNEAKING OUT THE BACK
AND SHE`S RIGHT AT THE DOOR

SHE`S WHIMPERING AND CRYING
LIKE SHE DON`T HAVE NO SENSE
I CHASED HER AWAY
BUT, SHE KEEPS JUMPING THE FENCE

TELL ME WHAT CAN I DO?
WHO CAN I PHONE?
THAT BITCH WON`T LEAVE ME ALONE

WELL, YOU AIN`T SAID NOTHING
YOUR PROBLEMS ARE TRITE
YOU SHOULD TRY GETTING THIS ASS OUT YOUR LIFE

�CAUSE HE WON`T DO NOTHING
BUT LAY RIGHT HERE
HE`S GOT ONE GOOD TRICK
HE CAN OPEN A BEER

HE THINKS HE`S A STALLION
BUT, HE`S NO STALLONE
AND NOW
THE DUMB ASS WON`T LEAVE ME ALONE