The world`s greatest mystery
Is love between the woman and the man
Some guys are Romeos
Others simply do the best they can
I`m just your average, ordinary Joe
Tryin?to learn things I never knew I had to know
What`s a man supposed to do
I don`t get no kick from nine to five
And I`m not a man who thinks it`s true
It`s a woman`s place to keep a love alive
I`ve watched enough daytime TV
To know my baby`s needs
But sometimes I swear that`s she`s impossible to please
She says
You give me all that I want of your money, baby
But you never take me dancing
I really think I do a lot to show
How I feel about her in my way
Roses on our anniversary
Candlelight and me on her birthday
Just when I thought that I had it all worked out
Now she says I still don`t know what it`s all about
She says
You give me all that I want of your money, baby
But you never take me dancing
You give me sweet little talk, call me honey, baby
Bu you never take me dancing
I`m just your average, ordinary Joe
Tryin?to learn things I never knew I had to know
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