Flourishing Cactus — текст песни (Sudden Death)

I`ve been growin` my cactus since birth and I`ll tell you that
It`s even more fun to have than a Chia Pet
Fun`s just begun, when I take it off the shelf
I play with it with friends or when I`m by myself
Flourishing nightly by the light of the full moon
It always stands erect when in full bloom
More powerful than the starship Enterprise
Took it to a show and my cactus won a prize
All attempts to control it have been foiled
I plant my cactus and it gets soiled
Girls are impressed when they happen to come upon it
At night when I go to work I put a cover on it

I got a cat and the pussy likes to play with it
If I keep up the good work she`sll stay with it
I grow it for keeps but I know when I`m licked
One girl wasn`t careful when she touched it and she got pricked
Beware of my cactus when I turn it loose
But I know you`re gonna love my cactus juice
I`ve seen cactuses that have seen better days
Take good care and it grows a little every day
Even if you don`t like me I would guess that
When you see my cactus you`re gonna be impressed
I know it can suit your needs, can`t it?
Doesn`t matter where it`s always ready to be planted
My cactus is special so I wrote a poem
It`s in a class by itself so it hangs alone
If you don`t like the way I`m goin` at this
You can kick my ass, but please don`t kick my cactus