Yo!
Are you ready for some air ball throwin, free throw blowin, no look where I`m
goin, free style flowin? You are in my house baby!
Well it`s
Tip off time and I`m off the tip.
Walkin to the bench and I sit.
Bite my lip, bustin out rhymes
Standin in line cause it`s garbage time.
Cause I`m calm, I`m cool and I collected
Eighteen shots that got rejected.
I`m not Corey Feldman, I`m not Corey Haim.
I got a license to drive but I ain`t got game.
(CHORUS 2x)
Jimmy, What you say?
You can`t play
Basketball
Jimmy, what you say? (I double-dribble, traveled through the middle)
You can`t play
Basketball (Oh, my bad - you`re not on my team?)
Wear my socks high cause it makes me feel cool.
I don`t know how to dribble, but I know how to drool.
People always say that I`m a basketball fool.
I got a little tiny hoop cold "floatin" in my pool.
Played my friend`s dog on a twenty dollar bet.
I took him to the hole. I took him to the vet.
Shoot from the three every chance I get.
I call it in the air, nothin but nothin.
(REPEAT CHORUS 2x)
(SPOKEN)
Okay, here`s my chance. The open lane. Don`t get nervous. Don`t sweat.
Everyone`s watching. You can do it, man. I mean, just dribble up. Don`t double
dribble. Just dribble normal. Don`t show everyone that you can dribble
super-fast between your legs like you do in your driveway. No, this is in front
of people on the court. I`m gonna go up in the air, I`m gonna dunk it as hard
as I can. Cause usually I`m on the other end. People dunking on ME. I`m used to
some 7 foot dude`s "thingy" getting smacked in my face. I still got the bruise
to prove it. But I ain`t gonna take that nickname "Dick Bruiseface" lyin down!
My name ain`t Dick Bruiseface!!
Well listen up ya`ll!
You know I`m not tall!
My name was never written on the bathroom wall.
I`m gonna say "What`s up?!"
I`m gonna take the pump.
Cause I`m a moving pick, I`m gonna shoot some bricks.
So I huff and puff, I say enuff Z`nuff.
I`d rather watch Ahmad Rashad on the inside stuff.Say!
(CHORUS 4x)
