Are you ready for the terror of a lifetime
Lock all your windows, stay in the house at night time
Comin` to your home from the sewers
They came from outter space and they`re bouncing to a town near yours
This is the attack of the chickens
They`ve been here for years, but we didn`t know we were with `em
Maybe now they might just understand
That the chickens are the cause of the problems in this glorious land
Discovered by a doctor in Brazil
They might make you sick or they might just kill
So face it, it`s true
As reported by the National Enquirer direct to you
It`s the attack of the dead rubber chickens
You can`t get rid of `em you can`t live with `em
Blame everything on the dead rubber chickens
`Cause this time it`s them who`ll do the finger lickin`
Try not to acknowledge that you know
`Cause if they find out they`ll peck out your eyes real slow
Be happy that the chickens never flew
`Cause as it is now they`re tryin` to take over the home of Frank Purdue
Take a look around you won`t see `em
But the next time your car breaks down you can blame `em,
know what I mean
The White House keeps `em on as a guide
`Cause they think that if they step outta line
they`ll just make Kentucky Fried
But the truth couldn`t be so bent
`Cause the chickens now control this nation`s government
They`re monsters, they`re dead
If you see `em don`t get too close they`ll peck off your head
It`s the attack of the dead rubber chickens
Everyday they grow stronger and the rubber plot thickens
Blame everything on the dead rubber chickens
They`ll stick to your family like a booger you`ve been flickin`
The chickens are controlling Mr. Rogers
And they`re forming their own baseball team called the Tobasco Dodgers
King of sell-out rap and rock
They`re the masterminds behind the sucess of the
New Kids On The Block
That`s an example of their power
They`re small and yellow, but they make the powerful cower
The day of the chickens has come
And it`s time we faught `em instead of runnin` around like bums
Get `em now because more are coming
Maybe we can turn `em into condoms or something
This is it, their pen
The National Enquirer says that they`re coming back again
The attack of the dead rubber chickens
They clog your toilet and blow up your kitchen
Blame everything on the dead rubber chickens
Serve `em on a platter with all the fixens
