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Liquorland is a real nice place
Now you might wanna visit but you don`t wanna stay
`Cuz if you stay the alcohol might take you under
And champagne dreams ... ?
Pass the gin and tonic I`m a straight up alchoholic
`Cuz I drink a lot of beer and yo I smoke a lot of chronic
Now I drink the Old English while my speech is slurred
And I drink the Everclear but my vision`s still blurred
I try to find religion started drinking St. Ides
And I took a night train `cuz I needed a ride
I try to get molenko? gave my girl Spanish Fly
But now I chill with Captain Morgan and a pack of Colt 45
I got a pet King Cobra and a pet Mad Dog
Budweiser taste like water so I killed the tree frog
And I`m chillin` always jokin`, sippin` rum and coke an`
And if I ain`t drinkin` then you best believe I`m smokin`
I`m only 23 but yo I`ll never ever grow up
And I`m that crazy ass rapper drinkin` liquor `til I throw up
On the floor then go to the store and get some more
A 40 couldn`t do it so I got a 64
So I got a little bent and I hopped up in the Nova
But the police pulled me over and said Brother, is you sober?
I looked him in the eye with a hand on my drink
let out a fat burp and said Man, what you think?
The cop tried to make a brother walk in a line
So I threw him on the floor and I walked on his spine
Then I kicked him in the chest and I dipped up in the car car
Put the pedal to the medal I drink more vodka then a rock star
Liquor got me feel like I`m `bout to explode
And I`m switchin` four lanes on a one lane road
[Yeah I tried to quit liquor a while back
But my mother always told me Quitters are losers
And I ain`t no loser]
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And I`m highly educated, quite sophisticated
Never been incarcerated still I stay intoxicated
And now I know the reason why I act this way
Sippin` alize on the way to AA
And if I can`t find a liquor then I won`t be disappointed
I`ll just smoke a coupla spliffs and act like I`m double jointed
I`m an Absolut menace when I`m sippin on a Smirnoff
Put up like Holyfield when Tyson bit his ear off
I drink to remember and I drink to forget
I curse worse than a sailor with a case of Tourrets
I spend a lot of time with Jim Beam and Jacky Daniels
And piss on more streets than Pit Bulls on Cocker Spaniels
Catch me sippin` on a liquor thats harder than a lead pipe
I`m proud to be Jamaican so I`m sippin crazy Red Stripe
Looking for Mighty Casey? Well I ain`t hard to reach
I`m with a sexy Margarita havin` Sex on the Beach
On the road doin` 50 sippin 151
And when I ran out of gas I start run and I run
I hit the bar wreck like the witness in a car chase
And take more shots than Pacino did in Scarface
And before the night`s over I have a couple more drinks
I got knocked out in 90 seconds like that brother Leon Spinks
[Haha know what I`m sayin`? I`m a winner right here and I won
Know where I`m goin? I`m going to Liquorland]
