Couch Potato — текст песни (Knuckle Sandwich)

Mondays always been an early night. I got my remote control everything is gonna be alright. My eyes are glued, be still my heart, now that Rose Mcgowan`s on Charmed. Damn that witch cast a spell on me. You`re all I need (I love my TV) With such good shows, who has time to read? This is paradise, I`m cruising along the beach. Driving a speed boat with Pamela on her knees. Fast forward, rewind, between the two scenes. Now I`m getting road head from the queen. Can the Sandwich do for me what the Crue did for Tommy Lee? I`m gonna pin down Buffy and drive my stake home. Then leave a latin explosion inside of J. Lo. A party of 2 Jen Hewit and me. Im in love in love with my TV. Britney stopped over for a Blockbuster night wth me. I`ll do her doggy style, so we both can see the screen. Bangin Pink in her pink and then in her brown. Even Tori Spelling from the next down. I`ll show Courtney my cox, make Rachel dump Ross, then show Allyssa Milano who`s the boss. I`m stealin` Spice Channel minus the sound, swimmin in Baywatch then pretending to drown. Then I`m going fishing in Dawson`s creek.