Mammary Glands — текст песни (Lems Kristin)

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Mammary glands - wo wo! Mother nature`s dairy delight
You can`t make cream or butter cause it`s just a human udder
And a natural mammalian sight.
Do you wanna pay to take a peek
At what drives men insane?
Well they`re in anthro books galore and I`m
Just sure that you`ll adore `em,
Even cave women have the same two simple
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The men decided that a certain shape
Stands out more than the rest
Well they made such a major issue
Women stuff their bras with tissue,
Thrust shoulders back to look their best, show off their
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If you`re more than 36, you are desirable
So don`t be shy, they`ll pay
For once you finally sold out, you may get a center foldout
They dig your dugs, you`re on the way, with famous
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It`s a multimillion dollar enterprise
But no one know what it`s about
If we`d think before we`d buy it
We`d bust the myth, we would defy it
And we might stand up and shout, They`re only
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words and music by Kristin Lems c MCMLXXXIII Kleine Ding Music (BMI)