It was like March, April
Fuckin Lebra (Fuckin, um, shit)
Torus, born in 1775
I`m like 300 and somethin, but I`m still alive
I used to hang with the original, billy the kid
You probably think I`m only playin but, I did
My daddy`s were a 2 headed freak show
Mama a fortune tella, Azmerella Zella
Anyway they had sex on a Oija board
And I was born the next day
(Who?) Violent J
When I was 14 I tripped on the train track
And I was crushed right there, on the steel rack
I`m out cold, they though it would fuck me up
I got up and itched my butt, and I`m like, what?
Everybody tripped and called me the clown devil boy,
Child of the Witch heifer, whatever
Tied me up burned me and threw stones
Had a few scrapes and cuts, Smokey Nuts
After that they started bowin and shit
Prayin to me, you know how those primatives get
I said get off my dick I ain`t a savior
I`m what ya call a juggalo, and all I want is my flava
4 simple things in this bitch before I die
I want a rusty ax
I wanna know voodoo
A fat bitch named Bridget
And a little sip of Faygo too
Till I get my shit in this motha fucka
I will neva DIE!
(Ah, hell yeah, so anyway...)
50 years passed all my homey`s are old ass fucks
I ain`t even got hair on my nuts
I left the village in the search of my ends,
I wrestled Alligators, battled terminators
Nothin ever killed me, nothin could harm me
I fought in the civil war, Yankees army
I walked across enemy lines with a mack 10
Man they didn`t even have that shit back then
How you just gonna come in my shit and fuck it up?
Well at least make this shit sound real man, damn!
I walked acrossed enemy lines with a, lantern
Steddy takin cannon balls, to the balls
The war ended, I traveled the country horse back
Until this fool tried to horse jack
He put his gat to my head and blew my face up
Didn`t even smear the makeup
I took his gun a put a divet in his neck
The sherriff didn`t like it, I got endited
87 long years in the state pen
Till they finally forgot why they put me in
They had to let me go, can`t hold me on nothin
On they way out they like,
"Yo ain`t you like a houndred and somethin?"
I`m said Yeah thats right,
And I ain`t gonna die till I get my shit motha
fucka!!!
I want a rusty ax
I wanna know voodoo
A fat bitch named Bridget
Just a little sip or two
Till I get my shit in this motha fucka
I will neva DIE!
I slept under bridges, lived in a valley
I climbed up mountains, searched the alleys
More years passed and I still ain`t died
Now I`m in Detroit on the Southwest Side
My homie has an Impala blue `67
Last night we hit the road pushin one eleven
I stuck my head out the window,
Ttold `em forward the most
And let my nugget ping off a light post
Hahahaha hell yeah cuz,
Yeah it hurts a little bit but then ya gotta straight buzz
The world hates me cuz of shit like this
They always try and kill me but, MISS
I know it`s odd cuz my face is forever painted
When I was born the bitch ass doctor fainted
My tongues a little long I choke people with it
Looks kinda nasty, but chicks dig it
And I told ya my neck can stretch for miles
I sorta look like somethin from the X-Files
People wanna see me die for then a little bit
But I`m a juggalo, and as a juggalo I want my SHIT
And I ain`t gonna die till I get it!!!!
I want a rusty ax
I wanna know voodoo
A fat bitch named Bridget
I said Faygo FUCK Mountain Dew
Till I get my shit in this motha fucka
I will neva Diiiiiiiiiieeeeee!
Diiiiiiieeeeee! (2x)
