It`s been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to one side and said I`m angry
Five days since you laughed at me
saying get that together, come back and see me
Three days since the living room
I realized it`s all my fault, but couldn`t tell you
Yesterday you`d forgiven me
But it`ll still be two days till I say I`m sorry
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You`ll think you`re looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish,
Although I like the Chalet Suisse
And I like the sushi
`cause it`s never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes
because I`m all about value
Bert Kaempfert`s got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hold me but i bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I`d like a stinkin` achin` shake
I like vanilla, it`s the finest of the flavours
Gotta see the show cause then you`ll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
`Cause it`s so dangerous, you`ll have to sign a waiver
How can I help it if I think you`re funny when you`re mad
Tryin hard not to smile though I feel bad
I`m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can`t understand what I mean? well you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of takin off my shirt
It`s been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air and said You`re crazy
Five days since you tackled me
I`ve still got the rug burns on both my knees
It`s been three days since the afternoon
You realized it`s not my fault not a moment too soon
Yesterday you`d forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait till you say you`re sorry
Chickety china, the chinese chicken
Have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin`
Watchin X-Files with no lights on,
We`re dans la maison
I hope the smoking man`s in this one
Like Harrison Ford I`m getting frantic
Like Sting I`m tantric
like Snickers guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurasawa I make mad films
Okay I don`t make films
but if I did they`d have a Samurai
Gonna get a set a` better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
just so my irons aren`t always flying off the backswing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
`Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes
that make me think the wrong thing.
How can I help it if I think you`re funny when you`re mad
Tryin hard not to smile though I feel bad
I`m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can`t understand what I mean? You soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt
It`s been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides and said I`m sorry
Five days since I laughed at you and said
You just did just what I thought you were gonna do
Three days since the living room
We realized we`re both to blame, but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
`Cause it`ll still be two days till we say we`re sorry
Still be two days till we say we`re sorry
Still be two days till we say we`re sorry
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie
