( ) = Bluff Daddy aka Chris Rock
{ } = female background vocals
(Ladies and gentlemen, I am the Bluff Daddy. And this is a Black Boy exclusive.
Black Boy make ya jump for joy, Black Boy make ya jump for joy ...)
{I love champagne} Feels good to my brain, baby ... (Yeah, come on, yeah)
{I love champagne} Drink it in the rain, yeah ... (In the rain!)
{I love champagne} Say it once again, yeah ... (Once again!)
{I love champagne} Hoooo ... (Sing!)
Singer:
Nigga, I`m broke, and feelin` kinda thirsty (Drink somethin`)
Just smoked a blunt, and I feel the worst-y (Take some medicine)
My baby`s father brought me a case of St. Ide`s (Too bad)
I said, I don`t drink that shit, nigga, you better recognize! (I recognize)
Now I`m a broke hoe with expensive tastes (We can tell that)
I got six ankle chains around my waist (Delta phony gold!)
Gotta get my sip on {sip on} cause that`s my missi-on {Missi-on}
Gotta get my champagne on, or I`m gonna get my bitch on {Yeah}
(Shake the glass, shake the glass.
Shake the glass, shake the glass.)
{I love champagne} Feels good to my brain, baby ...
(Shake the glass, shake the glass.
Shake the glass, shake the glass.)
{I love champagne} Drink it in the rain, yeah ...
(Shake the glass, shake the glass.
Shake the glass, shake the glass.)
{I love champagne} Say it once again, yeah ...
{I love champagne} Hoooo ... (Black Boy!)
Singer:
Donna Karan, Versace (I know),
Doce cellular phone (Yeah, I love you too, baby)
I`d trade my welfare and food stamps for a bottle of Dom (Yeahh!)
See I like Moet, Chen-Don, whatever that means
(It means ... I don`t know)
I can drink it without snails but prefer it with greens
(What about chitlin`s?)
Now coke costs too much (No it don`t),
and crack gives me gas (Oo, that`s nasty)
But if you give me champagne, I`ll give you this black aaaass ...
(Already had it!)
[Spoken] You wanna give me what I NEED, baby! (No I don`t!)
I want the lucci, the Lex, AND the bigets! (You can`t have it!)
And don`t forget to Bring the Pain! (I got it!) The CHAMpagne!
{I love champagne} Feels good to my brain, baby
... (I know you do, you alcoholic!)
{I love champagne} Drink it in the rain, yeah
... (You need to go to rehab!)
{I love champagne} Say it once again, yeah
... (Drink it dry y`all, drink it dry!)
{I love champagne} Once again
... (Ladies and gentlemen, Kool Rock Ski!)
[Kool Rock Ski]
I drink champagne in the day! (Really)
I drink champagne at the bay! (What`s a bay?)
I drink champagne in my car! (You do?)
Hehehehehaw, hehehehehehehaw! (Very funny)
I drink champagne on the plane!
I drink champagne when I`m in Spain! (You ain`t ever been to Spain)
I drink champagne in my Lex!
I drink champagne when I have sex! (When I have sssex!)
I drink champagne at the zoo!
I drink champagne with my crew! (With my crew!)
I drink champagne in the hood!
I drink champagne with Tiger Woods! (With Tiger Woods!) Huh!
(Tiger Woods y`all, Tiger Woods y`all, it`s all good y`all,
Tiger Woods y`all, it`s all good y`all, Tiger Woods y`all, it`s all good y`all,
I drink champagne when I hustle, I drink champagne with Nipsey Russell,
Tiger Woods y`all, it`s all good y`all, Nipsey Russell - huh?)
*the record needle is dragged off the record and the song stops*
(Can I get a drink?)
