If Eggs Had Legs — текст песни (Jack Blanchard and Misty Morgan)

If eggs had legs and long hair to their knees
They`d run through the flowers shinny up trees
When they tiptoe to the city better lock all the locks
They`d drink up our wine and take our dirty socks
If eggs had legs they`d steal a football shoes
You can see `em kickin` chickens on a six o`clock news
Well they don`t give a (quack) they got nothin` to lose
They`re on the way to Tennessee that`s why I got the blues
[ guitar ]
If eggs had legs and long hair to their knees
You could hear `em bite their toenails up in the trees
Drinkin` our wine gettin` stoned as an ox staggerin` around in our dirty socks
Little hairy legs in socks and football shoes
You could see `em kickin` chickens on a six o`clock news
Well they don`t give a (quack) they got nothin` to lose
They`re on the way to Tennessee that`s why I got the blues
They`re on the way to Tennessee that`s why I got the blues
They`re on the way to Tennessee that`s why I got the blues