Calling from the Lord — текст песни (Furnaceface)

[Punk rock? What is that, some kind of joke?]

I woke up one night with a terrible fright
I knew the Lord was coming soon
but what the hell was he doing in my room?
He said, with a mighty crash and a lightning flash,
Son, you`re among the chosen few.
Boy, have I got a deal for you.

CHORUS
And now I, I got a calling from the Lord
Yeah, I, I got a calling from the Lord
Yeah, I, I got a calling from the Lord
He said, Son, you`re just the one I`m lookin` for.

He was kind of fat in his cowboy hat
He spoke with a drunken slur
I knew I should believe him but I wasn`t sure
He said, There`s quite a demand for this little scam of selling
guilt and sin.

He said, My gift to you is a world of fools
who like to follow guys like you.

An opportunity, a growth industry
You can lead the true believers if you follow me...CHORUS