Zittly Van Zittles — текст песни (Adam Sandler)

Well, I had myself a girlfrield
For almost two whole years
We had no secrets
We had no fears
There was nothing we wouldn`t do
When we were in the sack
She`d even pop the zit on my back

But one night I was out cheating
After I drank a few
She caught me red handed
And said we`re through
Now she`s got a new boyfriend
It nearly gave me a heart attack

`Cuz who`s gonna pop this zit on my back?
Well I got a pimple and I don`t know why
It keeps growing in the same place
I can`t reach it with my left or right hand
I wish it was on my face
It`s four days old
And it hurts so bad
But it`s ready for a squeeze
Won`t somebody pop it for me please?
I`ll give you ten dollars

If you`re a girl in this lonely world
And you`re looking for a guy
I`ll never cheat again, I promise
That`s no lie
There`s only one thing I ask of you
Could we name our first child Zak?
Oh, one more thing
Please pop this zit on my back

I`m dying here!
A pimple ay-hee
A pop-a-doodly-doo
Squirt heedly-hoo

Well I`m sitting alone by the phone
And no one seems to call
I try to scrape my zit off on the kitchen wall
Well that don`t work, so I look around
And find a big shiny thumb-tack
Put it on the floor, lay down
Pop the zit on my back