Celebrity Roast — текст песни (Goretex)

[Goretex]
Britney gets injections in her cheeks, I`m like Woody Harrelson
Pounds of trees, Celebrity roast, I`m like Howie on speed
Ashley Judd our caps thick
Christina Aguilera`s a hater, it`s cool - she only suck black dick
Levay got Jane beheaded, Son of Sam loves Zeppelin
Manson ran with the Beach Boys, brought his heaters and medicine
Pete Townsend: internet pedophile and queer
Micheal`s been buggin`, fuckin` these boys for twenty-two years
Givin` `em wine, so get away with blood and tango
OJ`s still up in clubs lookin` for blondes to strangle
John Candy: poisioned, Andy Gibb was infected
Marilyn weighed a buck seventy, Dahmer`s fridge was protected
Bobby turnin` Whitney out, Janet`s titty was flooded
Lil` Kim is a disease, Keanu Reeves` got a husband
Walk through walls like David Blaine, I`m ballin` in Maryland
Like Macy Grey at the Grammy`s, come out zapped on heroin

[Chorus: repeat 2X]
Celebrity roast, everybody gets it, everybody knows
You could be the next contestant, keep you on your fuckin toes
You`re still a slut, bitch I`ll rip you out your fuckin` clothes
You act as a faggot, when the camera`s on you play the role

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Your wife`s eager to take DP`s like Catherine Zeta
Avril Lavigne loves beads, Missy pisses on beaver
Runnin` a train in Nicole Ritchie, she`s lovin` the needle
A junkie fuck like Yasmin Bleek and a cunt that`s lethal
Misogynist tapes with a killer grimace like Robert Blake
Mariah slit her wrist cause half her face got hit with a rake
Angelina Jolie is sucking off her brother and father
I need sluts thats tough with fat asses like Jennifer Garner
Bendin` her over, coat her with the dips and K
I got a smelly cage with the wife of Nick Lachey
Smashin` up whips like Billy Joel destroying the document
Takin` acid like Kennedy, black masks with protestants (backwards)
Melissa Force sucking me off, Chris Farley ate enough coke
With hookers on dope to choke a fuckin` horse
Carmen Electra takes fourteen, no problem
I`m on top, we cruisin Hollywood, I got `em

[Chorus]