I met this honey named Yolanda
You would not believe the things that I told her
She had potential so I thought that I would mold her
(Break it down son)
You would usually see me and her around town
She had this way that was so sexy
Everytime I think about it-makes me woozy
And her (?enem?) was just so nice and juicy
Plus a mind that you would not believe
No tricks up her sleeve
So we dated, like Janet Jackson, we waited
A while and waited and waited
I started to wonder would I ever get in it
Finally the invitation was extended
With that I said Mi casa es su casa
Meet me at my pad tomorow-about six o`clock
No question-the next day, we kissin` and caressin`
Before long, we starts to undress and
With that I pulls out my pack of hats
She looks me dead in the eye and says What`s that?
I said Don`t tell me you don`t know what condoms is for
She says Yeah, but the average nigga`ll love to hit it raw
And I said
I`m not your average nigga
No I`m not your average nigga
You can`t get me, I`m not your average nigga
I`m not your average nigga
Girlfriend, I`m not your average nigga
No, no I`m not your average nigga
(Yo Ru! Yo these honeys be on some shit for real. Yo tell me about the
other honey you was kickin` it to)
I met this honey named Tamika
My intentions was more than just to freak her
Since I`m gone I thought that I would teach her
(Where`d you meet her at, black?)
At The Tunnel so you know it didn`t happen like that
I got her name and her number
I said Girlfriend, I just wonder,
Could you come home with me? She said Uh-uh,
But you got the digits-ring me up tomorow and see where it leaves ya at
We started speakin`
We planned to hook up that next weekend
We discussed the place of our meeting
She said Come to my projects,
Sometimes niggaz be buggin, but I got mad respect
So like a dummy, I went to scoop up this young honey
Gassed up by the fat ass and flat tummy
But when I rolled up
It start to look just like a set-up
Now I`m mad hot, but this time played it cool
Recognized one nigga I used to run with in high school
I said You know Tamika? He said Yeah I know the whore
Got me to the elevator and led me to her door
When I rung the bell she was mad surprised
Flung the door wide open with a wild look in her eyes
I said, yo
I`m not your average nigga
You see, I`m not your average nigga
You can`t get me cuz I`m not your average nigga
I`m not your average nigga
Girlfriend, I`m not your average nigga
Oh no, you know I`m not your average nigga
(scratch-Chain nigga-scratch-here you comin` but your steps are to loud.
Standing on the corner, thought him was cool-scratch-chain nigga
I met this honey named Sabrina
I thought that this time this one would be the Queen of
My dreams, but you know how that goes
(God, I heard it before)
So let me tell you what happened one day I`m outside her door
And we`re talking about how her ex-boyfriend be stalking
She said she thought she saw him when we were walking
I said Don`t worry about it,
Put that shit on the side, and slide up in the crib
So we`re lampin`, she`s still shook up about what happened
I said Don`t sweat it, he`s probably just rappin`
She said Little do you know,
Last week he threw a brick threw my bedroom window
I said Whatever, I don`t think he`s that crazy
She said You never, know where he may be
All of a sudden, out of nowhere
The crazy mothafucka jumped out on me
I made him melt with a blow to the head
And before I bounced, this is what I said
I said
Yo I`m not your average nigga
No, I`m not your average nigga
You can`t get me cuz I`m not your average nigga
Mista, I`m not your average nigga
No, I`m not your average nigga
Oh no, you know, I`m not your average nigga
