BEYOTCH!
Short Dog`s in the house, once again with this pimp shit
Chorus:
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
For fifteen years I`ve been a real player
So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah
Verse 1: Too $hort
I met this girl in Atlanta
She let a nigga fuck but I still can`t stand her
The pussy wasn`t good I said What`s up bitch?
I`m tired of fuckin` can you suck dick?
She said No, but she had another friend
So I switched like a real pimp
Laying on my back with my dick in her mouth
I said Beyotch!! What you talkin` `bout?
She mumbled something, I don`t know what she said
Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass head
Bitch said her name was Theresa
All on my dick like cheese on pizza
In the A-T-L where the grass is greener
I fucked Nina, Melina, Sabrina and Tina
When I first moved out there, I met Holly
Five-foot one with a bad ass body
Freaky little bitch she was a Gemini
She used to stand up and say Shoot it in my eye!
I met another girl went to Spellman College
Every day after school I aquired the knowledge
I took her to my house so I could get some
I fucked her real good and made the bitch cum
She was hella limber, said her name was Amber
She wouldn`t stop screaming, that`s all I remember
I had another freak, her name was Wendy
When I first met the bitch she said Please don`t pimp me!
I did it anyway
I`m coming straight from Oakland, C-A
Ain`t no other way, like my girl Shante
She lives in Atlanta, but she comes from the Bay
Let me hit that hometown pussy on the strimp
Look out for a nigga, treat me like a pimp
You know I can`t forget about the strippers
Cinderella with the glass slipper
Top down in the Benz ain`t spendin` no ends
Fat bag of indo, bring all your friends
It`s like Lotto, you get a quick pick
Bitches said they heard I had a big dick
So I showed it to `em, only took one second
Dick rock hard, bitches gettin` nekked
Chorus:
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
For fifteen years I`ve been a real player
So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah
Verse 2: Too $hort
I know another bitch, her name is Terri
I lied to the bitch It`s about time I get married
I couldn`t see me pimpin` her
So I fucked her next door neighbor, Jennifer
She had two roommates, Cindy and Amy
Terri caught me creepin` and said Nigga don`t play me!
But them hoes liked to freak
I used to send `em new niggas every other week
I never would tell you all the hoes I fucked
These are the tales, some of this shit I made up
I change the name so I can rhyme and shit
So if it`s you, you know the time bitch!
I spent the night with Monique in between the sheets
It was her, her girlfriend April and me
I do it on the regular, two at a time
Call it what you want I be a fool wit` mine
Like them Texas niggas, I never would change
Like my niggas up in Cleveland spit the good game
These hoes recognize when I come in the door
I ain`t trickin bitch, so what you want me for?
Like Natalie, swearin` up and down I had to be the one
Bitch lets have some fun
I fucked her, you thought I didn`t
Short Dog`s in the house and I keep on pimpin`
So then I fucked the twins, Sharon and Karen
Went straight for the panties, but they wasn`t wearin `em
Don`t ask me who I fucked first, it ain`t my fault
In the end, I still got the same results
Chorus:
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
For fifteen years I`ve been a real player
So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah
Verse 3: Too $hort
Hell yeah, I never would forget Charlene
We was layin real close like two sardines
Talkin`, laughin`, kissin` and shit
Next thing I know she started kissin` my dick
You know the rest, before she left I paged Mia
I told her I got a new freak over here
She rushed over, I left and when I came back
Them hoes was lickin` cats
They call me Short when I`m pimpin`, Dog when I`m mackin`
Gotta get the money, thats all thats happenin`
She wants to be my love slave, I need some bug spray
To keep these hoes away
I never would tell you all the hoes I fucked
These are the tales, some of this shit I made up
I change the name so I can rhyme and shit
So if it`s you, you know the time bitch!
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
For fifteen years I`ve been a real player
So if you wanna get fucked say hell yeah (hell yeah)
Beyotch!
And it don`t stop
Old school Short Dog
Still spittin` it
Still gettin` it
Gettin` that money
Eastside baby, Oakland
You ain`t knowin?
Beyotch!
