Syndicated Inc — текст песни (Weird Al)

My whole family
Loves Three`s Company
See the reruns constantly
There on my TV
Syndicated Incorporated

Well, I know what`s on the tube
I know just what to see
Got my TV Guide with me

MASH and All in the Family
The Munsters and Mayberry R. F. D.
I will always be busy
Watching my TV

Oprah Winfrey talks to me
Every day at three
Then soon it`ll be
Wheel and Jeopardy

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Syndicated Incorporated

Well, I`m in such ecstasy
When I`m watchin` TV
I`m a boob tube devotee

Think I`m losin` my sanity
I`m addicted to Regis and Kathie Lee
Forever I will always be
Glued to my TV

Love The Partridge Family
And Dynasty
And Laverne and Shirley
And Hard Copy

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Syndicated Incorporated