[E-40]
The names have been changed to protect the innocent
The Adventures of Lieutenant Roast a Botch..
and Sherrie Stack a Grip
Ay, ay ay, ay nigga pull that motherfucker, ay!
Ay! Ay hold on playboy
Ay pull that motherfucker over dude
(Bu bu bu bu bu bu bu!!)
[Silk-E]
I know he is not about to bring his motherfuckin ass over here
[E-40]
Buu!!! Huh?
[Silk-E]
Damn!
[E-40]
You had a smile on your face yesterday why you lookin mean today?
[Silk-E]
I was tryin to holla at your potnah that`s why
I say, uh-oh, look out danger
Captain Save a Hoe with the Rescue Rangers
You wanna holla right
Hell naw you ain`t gettin at this
While you was in the Hall of Game you should`ve checked my exhibit
Lieutenant Roast a who, I`ll leave you balless
Always can come, this ain`t no beach you fuckin walrus
I`m Sherrie Stack a Grip
Known for slappin niggaz`n shit
I`ll take your refrigerator and your bank roll bitch
Only way you gon` see this
If it`s under your tongue
Get out my face you fuckin eclipse, you`re blockin my sun
{*car tires skeeting*}
[E-40]
Bitch what the fuck you talkin bout?
It ain`t like you some kind of notch or somethin
You know what I`m sayin? Bitch
I`m Lieutenant Roast a Botch, you ain`t knowin huh?
Captain Save a Hoe
Bitch that`s my long distance cousin from Boise, Idaho
We cake patnas, but dude be savin hoes and I be savin marbles
It`s a long ass distance between me and that fool
Cause he`s one of them modest fellows
And I`m Lieutenant Roast a Botch known for roastin hoes like marshmellows
Let you tell it cause you a strong black sista about your clout
Knowin you ain`t got a pot to piss in and a window to throw it out
Are you itchin, can`t think about sexin
Irritated by yo` yeast infection
She`s a lazy hoe - y`all seen her
Sit in her ass all day and watch Jerry Springer
Ten kids by ten different dicks - Biotch!!..
Your whole house smell like piss
(Chorus)
[Silk-E] If it ain`t about cash, then it ain`t about shit
[E-40] Throw it, money, fonky cock beoott..ch
Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant Roast a Botch
Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant Roast a Botch
[Silk-E]
Sherrie Stack a Grip, Sherrie, Sherrie Stack a
Sherrie Stack a Grip, Sherrie, Sherrie Stack a
[E-40]
Aten-hut!!
Stand at attention cause one of the main thangs you need to learn
Is to shut the fuck up while tycoons is talkin
Raise your hand and don`t be speakin out of tongues
Only when told to speak, spoke
Only time you laugh is when I tell a joke
[Silk-E]
Nigga damn your personality
You`re never gettin no ass from me
Big, beared muthafucka couldn`t get no pussy, sittin there mad at me
Ain`t it about business for Pillsbury to be smokin on Swishers
Lieutenant look like you roastin mo`, turkeys than bitches
With your fat ass
Fix your cash in a grab bag
By the time you touch your toes
Muthafucka I`ll be in Baghdad
[E-40]
Hoooooo!! I heard your pussy went platinum
Cum all in the cervix, herpes chlamydia in the abdomen
Sherrie Stack a Grip
Nicknamed Sherrie Stuff a Dick - The Ratchet Mouth Biotch!!
See I go hard on a batch (HARD)
Like my little cousin Sir Nose rappin ass brother from Dallas
