I Make Hamburgers — текст песни (Whitlams)

My first customer was Megan
she came in for a hamburger with the lot
no meat
Hey that`s a salad roll i said
and we started going out
My second customer was Susan
she came in for Diet Pepsi morning tea
each day
I said You don`t need to be on a diet do you wanna come out tonight?
I said I`ll bring Gringo
he`s got a lot of money
and he`ll take us to the bars where they`ve got a view
He`ll buy us those beers
they give it to you in bottles
They put lemon on the top
and it don`t taste too bad i`m telling you
telling you
My third customer was Maria
she came in for hot chips and sauce
more sauce she said
hey now you`re talking
she took me home to meet her mother
My fourth customer was Sandy
she came in for nothing i could see
except me
So it was i too was eating a hamburger of sorts within an hour
I make hamburgers I get all the girls
and i take `em out to dinner
and i give `em all a whirl
If they work i keep `em
if they don`t i keep `em too
But i teach them all how to be dirty girls
like you