Bad Boyfriend — текст песни (Adam Sandler)

Why don`t you pick up after your done?
I`m not your slave
I`m not your mother
I`m not your maid
I mean I`ve got a life too
So fuck you!

Why can`t you be nicer to my friend?
They`re gonna be here soon
Last time they were here
You just sat in the bedroom
Friday you went out with your fat friend Lou
Fuck you!

Why don`t you ever ask about my Chinese cooking class?
I only took it `cause you like moo shu
Fuck you!

I`m sorry honey, about the way I`ve been acting lately
Fuck you!

Don`t be like that, we`ll visit your mom when I get some time off
Fuck you!

I had the beer at work, for God`s sake
Fuck you!

By the way, would it be cool to go golfing tommorrow?
Fuck you!

I was just kidding, I wanna hang out with you
Why don`t you ever take me to a play?
Or a museum?
There`s an art gallery two blocks away
And we`ve never been there
We always do what you wanna do
Fuck you!

You didn`t notice
I got new throw pillows for the sofa
You didn`t notice I had the kitched painted blue
Why don`t you notice all those guys looking at me?
You take me for granted
Do you know there`s a guy at work that always asks me out to lunch?
I always try to look my best and you should too
Fuck you!

Why won`t I ever get out of this relationship?
You`re such a jerk
The only thing you do right is
Tell me that you love me
Well, I guess I love you too
But fuck you!
Seriously