Gameshow (1,2,3) — текст песни (Corky and the Juice Pigs)

Two gameshow announcers meet on the street

Hi Bob, how are you?

Just fine Bill. But I see you have put on a little weight, ever
since you got your brand new GAS B-B-QUE!

Along with a year`s supply of Kingsford Charcoal - get the Kingsford
edge! But I`ve seen you cruising down the street- in your BRAND
NEW CAR!

A Chevy Vega! Deluxe convertible hatchback, with reclining bucket
seats and an AM/FM radio. But that is nothing- compared to WHERE
YOU`RE GOING!

PUERTO VALLARTA, MEXICO!

Oh my God!!

I`ll be spending seven days and six sensuous nights at the beautiful
Puerto Vallarta Hilton, overlooking the exotic Gulf of Mexico.

Lunch and dinner not included, Bill.


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Two Canadian gameshow announcers meet on the street
Hi Bob, how are you?

Just fine Bill. But I see you have put on a little weight, ever
since you got your brand new MCDONALD COUPONS!

Available at McDonald`s franchises across Canada. But I`ve seen
you cruising down the street- in your BRAND NEW COAT!

Yes! It`s a beautiful down-filled coat from Sears, Bill. Good
against all the ravages of the winter weather. But again, that
is nothing- compared to WHERE YOU`RE GOING!

BEAUTIFUL DOWNTOWN HAMILTON! I`ll be spending seven days and
two sensuous nights at the beautiful Hamilton Motor Inn, overlooking
absolutely nothing.

Bring your own lunch and dinner, Bill.


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