Jesus and I, we met at school 
When I first saw him, I thought what a fool 
A silly hippie, with dirty long hair 
But judge the outside, no that isn`t fair 
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Hello, hello, my name is Jesus 
Yes, that`s what he said 
Hello, hello, my name is Jesus 
Don`t you believe that? 
Jesus and I became close friends 
We smoked pot and played in several bands 
When I first saw him, I thought what a fool 
But now I know that he is really cool 
Jesus told me he didn`t like his name 
People were laughing, everywhere he came 
And at one day he changed his name 
From now on Jesus was Mary Jane