Elephantitis — текст песни (Voodoo Glow Skulls)

i woke up with my nuts by my side
so i brushed my tooth
and i took them for a ride
when i go driving
it`s the carpool lane all the way
because i am beside myself
my girl sits in the back
cuz my nuts ride shotgun
i`ve got elephantitis of the nuts
public pussy places won`t have me
they think i`m an embarrassment
of the human male society
it`s not a disease
don`t want a quarantine
because these nuts
are my personal property
some say that i`m a hero
to all my fellow mens
i`m their token role model
like alanis is to women