H-E-A-D,
All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that P
You`re just a big freak, you better not complain,
When you hear these cocktails and you hear your name.
If you a fake bitch, ain`t no thing
I`ll pick up the phone and call Janine.
If I call Marie, I know for a fact
I`m gettin fucked in my drop top cadillac
I met this freak named Naomi
Straight dick sucker worked me and my homies.
She had a girlfriend, her name was Vicki
I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick.
She was fine as fuck, but can`t fuck with Tina
Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana.
I took her to my house and told her strip
Baby got freaky-started doing the splits.
I said, Bitch!!! Do what you want
Cause this true blue mack won`t even front.
I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum
Pussy so tight, it wouldn`t give me none
I`m Too $hort baby couldn`t be no punk
I`m trying to get freaky cause I love the funk
My dick is big and her nigga had a little one,
I didn`t fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun.
I know you stop and wonder just what it is..
It`s the California lifestyle that I live.
My name is Short, my game is long
I freak these hoes and sing these songs.
I know this girl named Annette
Get her all alone and she`ll suck your dick
Hella freaky...won`t say no for shit
You and her all alone, nigga that`s your bitch.
I know another freak her name`s Joanne
I always get the pussy cuz I know I can
Finest bitch around, ain`t got no man
Everytime she cross my mind I go fuck her again.
She`s like another bitch named Christine
Bitch so dumb, I named her misdemeanor
Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb
I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth
You know I did all that shit
She got my number, if she beep me, I`m gonna call that bitch,
And go dig in them guts like a gardener,
If she starts screamin`, I`m gonna fuck the bitch harder.
Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales I tell so well
You don`t like my dirty rap you can go to hell
Cuz SAhort Dogg`s on the mike tellin` cocktails.
I meet the groupies, hookers like Kathy,
Fucking M.C.`s cause she`s so nasty,
See her backstage trying to throw that ass,
She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that pussy
You can`t stop the bitch
Let her roll on my rolls then I drop the bitch
My name is Short my game is long
I freak these hoes and sing these songs.
I know another girl named Stephanie
Do anything she can to have sex with me
She really don`t bring out the best in me
But I love her fine ass laying next to me.
She`s like another freak named Nicole
So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold
I took her to my house, she gave me the panties
I fucked her so good she told her friend named Angie.
Angie called me up about two weeks later
Talking some shit about do me player
So I did her just like Tamara,
Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera.
Next they told a girl named Rocquelle
Got my skin all under her fingernails
She was diggin in my back while I grind the shit
That was way back now I can`t find the bitch
But if I do, I`ll probably do the same again
Break the bitch for everything cuz I came to pimp.
I`m Too Short baby, I don`t stop mackin
I grab the microphone and I don`t stop rappin
You can bet your life as I spit these raps
I`ll be fucking em` up like that...BITCH.
I know another trick her name was Shery,
I had to cut her loose cuz she wanted to get married
Pussy so good and I do mean very...
SOmetimes it`s shaved and sometimes it`s hairy.
I`m Short Dogg ain`t nothing nice
You ever make me mad and I`ll fuck your wife
Have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on my dick.
I guess I`ll pull it out and just cum on your bitch
Like my other little tramp named Erika
ANywhere I want to fuck that`s where I fuck
Cuz she`s the freakiest bitch in America
Everytime I get the pussy I just tear it up....
Cuz these are the tales the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
You don`t like my dirty raps you can go to hell
Cuz Short Dogg is on the mike telling cocktales!!!!!!!!!
